Tagged by Adelle Soo Oi Mae

Things I'm passionate about:
1) Adelle Soo Oi Mae
2) SMS-ing Adelle
3) Burning fat
4) Getting fat
5) Music
6) Soccer
7) Playing the drums
8) Bitching

8 things I say too often:
1) Die lah petrol price so high!!
2) I love you, baby (only applies to Adelle)
3) If you don't mind...
4) so hot lah outside!
5) oi! yum-the-f*cking-cha lah!!
6) u crazy ah?!? yum what cha? my car yumcha one full tank already have to smash my piggy bank!
7) you may think I'm short...but in the midget community, I'm the tallest midget to have graced the planet!
8) I hate being tagged!

8 books I've read recently:
1) Archie comics
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7)
8) ...you mean there are other books out there?

8 songs I could listen to over and over again:
I'm not going to bother answering this question as nobody has ever heard of the kind of songs that I listen to. And also because I don't want to appear as an emo person who's highly susceptible to suicide.

8 things I learnt for the past year:
1) I love Adelle Soo Oi Mae!
2) Mat Rempits travel in a pack and only come out to scavenge for idiotic-deeds during the dark. These baboon-like creatures are known to be violent and aggressive, and can usually be spotted around their man-made habitats; 7-11 outlet stores, and Ramly Burger stands.
3) I can actually bleed! ...nooooooo!
4) While driving in Malaysia, stay 500 feet away from any car which license plate number starts with the letter "P" (in Malaysia, it stands for "Penang").
5) Smoking cigarettes is so yesterday. Pouring boiling hot water on your chest and sprinkling a bottle of salt in the wound caused by the burns is the in thing now.
6) I don't have a lucky number.
7) There are an abundance of weirdos in this world who believe that they're normal. I think I'm one of them.
8) I hate answering questions while I'm having my holidays.

CNY 2007!

Greetings, readers! I haven't been blogging for quite awhile. Didn't have the time to do so. My life has been like a roller-coaster ride in Sunway Lagoon -It has its up's and down's and technical problems most of the time-.

Before I get to the principal intention of this post, I would like to share with my adequate audience a valuable lesson in life. I've learned to.....

Never.
Ever.
Trust.
Fortune.
Cookies.
.

My fortune read; "Everything will come your way."
yeeahhh.......
I"M STILL SHORT$#!!
where the $#@% are my growth hormone pills???

Anyways,
before it escapes my mind, I would like to wish you and everyone else (especially to those racist Chinese-haters) a very happy Chinese New Year! Gong Xi Fa Cai! :)
I hope everyone will find joy and happiness without the use of illegal drugs.

That being said and done, now let's move on to how I celebrated my CNY this year. Hey, it's my freaking blog...it's all about me me mememememeeememme & I. Bear and abide by it. :p

On the 2nd day of CNY, my parents hired some lion dance crew over to our place.
Yeah, lion dance...whoopee....here's the picture:
There. The lion dancers.

Proceeding to the more important events...
Just after the lion dance...Matthew, my brother and I were scheduled to perform a CNY gig.

At first, I, being the band leader, idiotically planned to stage our act in the middle of my house's garden...which was under the hot afternoon sun (yeah, I was literally under the spotlight...I'm a rockstar! WOO!)...

...after contemplating to wait for the sun to set, I came up with a much better idea...
...right.

Without further ado, we began to perform. We played about 3 songs that Matthew came up with at the very last-minute. Most of the gig was improvised. My dad, however, managed to capture a very valuable video of our first song. View the following two videos if you would like to (bad quality videos with the sound lagging...even though I'm the smartest person alive...I do not know why the videos are like this):




Basically, that was all to it during that eventful day. I mean...pffftt...come on...a free performance by the greatest band in the universe. What else can be better than that? Just kidding...please don't answer that question. :p

Finally, before I sign off here...I would like to dedicate the following space for a random thought of the day:

"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool."

Have a great one, people. Good bye! :)

Degenerates.

It's amusing to know that,
the one thing we seek for the most,
can't be seen.

So what exactly are we racing for?

Silly rats.

*pui!*

:p

Clarification.

Hi people,

I've been busy as of late. Consequently, this post exists because I've managed to masterfully scavenge just enough constrained time to screw around with.

Anyways, getting directly to the primary intention intended by this intentional post...
I would now like to resolve a certain chaotic confusion of identities that has been aggravating me to unmeasurable heights of melancholic miseries.


Whatever you all think and understand of me...please, do note that...
I'M NOT "THAT CUTE WITTLE BOY-BOY WITH A LOT OF SILLY THINGS TO SAY" (Chin, 2006)!#@!!
:p

People come and go.

The problem with men is that they would believe in anything, and the problem with women is that they would believe in men believing in anything.
In other words...it's either you've been manipulated for being dumb and blind or you've been manipulated for thinking you've manipulatized the manipulator who mapunilitated you and I think I've lost count for whatever message I tried to get across here. Oh well...so much for trying to be wise. Please give me a moment before I'm able to catch up with my brain, again.
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Dogs, cats, and cows are too overrated for being symbols of cuteness and fluffyness and are overused in commercials and billboards everywhere. Come on, people. These said beasts only eat grass, rats and their own poop. There are plenty more things around that are cuter and fluffier, like.....for example....HELLO?!?......ME???














Did I just shamelessly promote myself? Alright! My brain's back in place, then.

Now, as the sane human beings that we are...let's just move on with life and not dwell with the past...yes, that includes forgetting what you've read or seen on this blog before this sentence.

In other news, I've just recently received the photoes and videos taken by my friend, Jennifer's, magical digital camera, of her last three days in Malaysia...for the time being. We're hoping to see her again, of course.

Anyways, let's take a look into the past (so, sue me for contradicting myself):

It was on the night of September 11, 2006...yeah, September 11, 9/11, WOOOO~ big deal~~~...not many people could make it for the so-called bbq swimming pool party at my place due to it being held on a late Monday night. So yeah, it was scaled down to just the 6 of us, my puppy, 2 large pizzas, and a bottle of Gold Label.
In this here photo above, I assume Lionel (top left) was trying to look for a suitable face to pose with for the camera, but it was already too far too late when the flashlight of tragical cataclysm capitalised his doom. Jo (top right), however, seems like he was possessed by some kind of evil spirit. Me (bottom right), trying to audition myself as a Domino's Pizza's supermodel...erm, yeah, failed. And there's Jennifer (bottom left), whom I can't comment on 'cos I'm a very suave gentleman and I'm not fluent with compliments.
As you are able to notice...my puppy is missing from the photo. He got thrown repeatedly into the pool for about three times, and was hiding in a corner inside the house after that, shivering, for the whole night.
This photo was taken half-way through the night when we decided to have a tournament for whatever-name-you-call-this-game that made me (bottom left) look like a pony to Pui Yen (top left). Lionel seemed very confident with a wide grin on his face to be going against a poor, defenseless, soft-hearted little girl (while Jo was trying to distance his head from Lionel's crotch for obvious reasons) when...
OH!!! WHAT'S THAT??? DID I JUST SEE THIS PHOTO CORRECTLY? WHERE ARE YOU, LIONEL?? YOU LOST TO A GIRL??? LIKE THE TASTE OF THAT CHLORINE WATER, BIATCH?? PHOTOES DON'T LIE! ...haha, chill, just kidding. We all know that Pui Yen has the strength of a thousand wrestlers, right? :ppp
Then again, we took another group photo before we called it a day. Pui Yen, Jennifer, and I were trying to act cute with that peace sign thing while Terence (far right) was trying to do the same but I guess he didn't quite get the hang of it, just kidding. Jo looks like he was too occupied enjoying ripping an underwater fart and Lionel finally got to rip out a smile for the camera, himself.
Again, my puppy is missing from the photo.

And finally, on the next two days, we gathered at the KLIA airport as Jennifer was to depart for the UK. It was indeed a sadly unbearable farewell. But we managed to filter our negative emotions into positive energies.

There are several other videos and photoes of our stay in KLIA, but personally, I feel that this one stands out the most as I was under the spotlight (of my own), enthusiastically singing to my...erm...inter...national...fans....yeah, so came an airport authorized personnel. We thought we got ourselves into deep shit and would be brought into the questioning room and be beaten into pulps (what the f*ck is a pulp, anyways???) but the personnel turned out to be one of Pui Yen's friends.

Okay, don't think I can blog any further. Feeling sick after stuffing myself with indo mee at this hour. See you, guys. And hope to see you soon, Jen, and those who are abroad Malaysia. You guys are the reason I moved back here to Malaysia, anyways. But it seems like you're all running away from me...come on, I shower twice a day!!! :(

P/S: HENN WEI YOU BETTER FREAKING GET OUR COMIC STRIPS DONE OR ELSE YOU'LL BE FIRED (even though I didn't employ you)!!! It doesn't matter if it turns out bad. Just try, dude. Personally, I would really love to see my imagination be laid out onto comic strips, be it good or bad.

Oh well, as they say, "practise makes perfect".
And they also say, "nobody is perfect".
.......I say, "human beings are stupid",
...no less, no more. Forget about yourself, be happy, and make it last.

Quit picking on me!

Here I am, and as usual...I've picked up multiple injuries from futsal a few days back. It feels like I'm in a state of vegitation, now. It's so hard to move around while trying not to make any sudden moves with my muscles. Futsal is a very hazardous social activity...

...for me, at least.
Considering I'm small in stature (except for my ding dong...which is very amazingly humungous in size...yeah, it's the freaking KL tower in my pants...shut up, and dont stare at my pants the next time you see me), compared to my other futsal mates...the only other thing that you would see flying and bouncing around inside the court besides the futsal ball, would be me.

Anyways, speaking of spherical objects...


Do any of you know what this picture is of? I'm sure you do...if you don't, I hope you fall off the surface of this planet and start to orbit around it while scientists decide whether to accept you as a moon or just use you as a scarecrow to frighten unwanted UFO's away from this planet.

Planet Earth, our home, as we call it, is a spheric globe which has been made beautiful through the concoctions and evolutions of many different kinds of biological transactions.
Formed around 4.5 billion years ago, Earth is the 3rd planet closest to the sun, and is the only known planet in the universe to contain a large quantity of liquid water.
It is also the host to many life forms with the population of human beings charting over 6 billion people to date.


SO OF ALL PEOPLE, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BLOODY TAG ME WITH ONE OF THOSE ANNOYINGLY CLICHE SERIES OF QUESTIONS THAT PEOPLE POST ON THEIR BLOGS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF UPDATING THEIR BLOGS, LIONEL??? WHY MEEE??? WHYYYY?!?

Okay, but since you're gonna pay for the pizzas for my upcoming swimming pool party thing, I shall oblige under the debt of gratitude to play along with you. :p

I've been tagged to provide 6 random facts about myself...so here they are:

Fact 1:
I always tend to come up with the most random of things to say. Sometimes they make sense, sometimes they don't, and sometimes they puzzle you as to whether it is halfway to making sense or it is just me wasting your precious time while you try to make any sense out of it.

Fact 2:
I live on the belief that a child is more likely to kill him/herself in a swimming pool than with a gun in his/her hand. Go hide your swimming pool in a safe place now!

Fact 3:
I find it extremely awkward when I say my "goodbye's" and "see you's" to a friend, then we proceed to walk our seperate ways only for me to turn back and walk alongside him/her because I just realised that I parked my car around the same area as he/she did.

Fact 4:

Your Brain is 86.67% Female, 13.33% Male

You have the brain of a girly girl Which isn't a bad thing at all You're emphatetic, caring, and in tune with emotions. You're a good friend and give great advice.

WELL...not all psychological tests are accurate.......I don't give great advice!

Fact 5:
I've got an enormous craving for grilled tender meat and red wine and sweet and creamy desserts and traditional American burgers and malt shakes and...hmm...what's my DSL modem doing in my mouth?

Fact 6:
I'm paranoid over fatty food. No joke. I don't even understand myself.


Alright, it's getting late now. Karaoke tomorrow, watching soccer games at friend's + pizza, midnight karaoke, and swimming pool party + !!!MORE PIZZA!!! for this weekend. Need to poison myself with unhealthy substances as much as possible before my holiday ends.

I hate studies. They only teach you how to bullshit around in this world in a more sophisticated and legitimate manner. Sigh.

Tagged.

I don't know why I'm putting myself into this, but I've been tagged by Michelle Cheah Peili for some questionnaire crap. Anyways, here it is:

1. How tall are you barefoot? F*ck you.

2. Have you ever been unfaithful in a relationship? Yes, with my puppy. He breaks my heart whenever I catch him sitting on someone else's lap, licking their cheeks and trying to nibble on their chin.

3. Do you own a gun? Yes. A big one. In my pants. Laughing my ass off now 'cos I just made a mockery of a redundant question by manipulating the mechanics of such satirical equivocalities.

4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be? Being an ah beng playing DotA everyday.

5. How many letters are in your crush's first full name? 8, 8, 6, 7, 6, 5, 7 and...I think that's about it.

6. What do you think of hot dogs? In and out, ontop and bottom, slow and fast. I know, my mentality is just like that of a typical idiotic teenager.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? I haven't seen the daylight for years. If you consider 3-5am, then I'd prefer Whiskey, or most recently, Gold Label mixed with Coke and not with fresh orange juice. Omg, that almost killed me.

9. Do you do push-ups? Yeah, whenever after I've to get up from lying on the ground to reach for the Archie comic book that somehow found its way into under my closet. I'm freaking fit.

10. Have you ever done ecstasy? Did you know that the white supremacist organization, the Klu Klux Klan, ironically named their bible, the Kloran (which suspiciously resembles the holy Islamic bible, the Koran)? Wow! Such irony! *gasps*

11. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No, I still haven't come out of the closet, yet.

12. Do you like the rain? Yes. It helps me judge whether my singing has improved or not.

13. Are you sweet? Me...sweet? And innocent? And submissive? And angelic? And well hung? F*ck, yeah!!!

14. On a scale of 1 to 10(ten being the best) what do u rate yourself? Never ask me this question again. My head almost exploded due to the overloading amount of digits being generated in my brain. *vain*

15. Do you have A.D.D? Attention Deficit Disorder? Me? That's the funniest sh. Hey, does anyone know of any good R&B songs? I've got a sudden craving for nigg. Oh my God, I'm freaking hungry and there's nothi. Haha, there's a stupid ladybug on my keyboard. SAY YOUR PRAYERS NOW, MA'AM!

16. Full initials? TLC. Tender, Loving, Care. Oo, yeah~~ I'm special.

17. Name 4 thoughts at this exact moment.

1.
2.
3.
4. .......HELLO??? Anybody home?!?


18. Name the last 3 things you have bought in the past week.

1. Yesterday: A bottle of beer.
2. Yesterday: Cover charge into a club.
3. Day before yesterday: A bottle of whiskey (shared).
(Something tells me that I'm not spending my money wisely.)


20. What time did you wake up today? Woke up feeling like crap. Didn't look at the time. Couldn't care less of whatever appointments I had to attend to.

21. Can you spell ? dhu of cause im not dat dmub i cna sepll unliek chun lynn

22. Current worry? My spelling.

23. Current hate? This questionnaire.

24. Favorite place to be? Somewhere far away from this questionnaire.

25. Least favorite place to be? The nerd who came up with this questionnaire.

27. Do you own slippers? Not as of now. My puppy chewed on them.

28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs? Karaoke-ing with call-girls, singing out of tune to old Chinese songs.

29. Do you burn or tan? Burn. I'm too hot for even my hot self to handle (just kidding!).

30. Yellow or blue? Pink. I'm a rebel like those ah bengs who try so hard to be genuine with the way they dress.

31. Would you be a pirate? Seems like you're running out of questions to be asked. Dumbass.

32. Last time your phone rang? About 2 hours ago. And yes, your questions still sucks.

33. What songs do you sing in the shower? Finally, a fairly interesting question! Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls of Fire, Incubus - A Certain Shade of Green (Acoustic), Michael Buble - A Foggy Day ('cos my mirror gets foggy whenever I take a shower and I'm lame), Black Eyed Peas - My Humps (no, I do NOT touch myself when I sing to this song in the shower), Usher - Yeah, Incubus - Drive, Santana feat. Rob Thomas - Smooth (including the guitar solo), Barry Manilow - Hey Mambo, etc.

34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? Michael Jackson.

35. What's in your pockets right now? You're freaking boring me to death.

36. Last thing that made you laugh? Me dirty dancing with some creepy Malay dude who tried to hit on Jennifer and Pui Yen in a club. I'm not gay! I was just...erm...concerned...for...the safety..and...welfare...of...Hey, did you know that the white supremacist organization, the Klu Klux Klan, ironically named their bible, the Kloran (which suspiciously resembles the holy Islamic bible, the Koran)? Wow! Such irony! *gasps*

37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? The one I drooled on the least.

38. Worst injury you've ever had? Too many to be named. All futsal related. I've got none related to intensive bedroom activities. I swear. *whistles*

39. What shoes did you wear today? My Adidas sneakers that would always get my puppy to bark at me 'cos he can't nibble on my toes due to the hard rubber material on those sneakers.

40. How many TV's do you have in your house? 3, but I never use any of them. Malaysian television programmes...go figure.

41. What is your natural hair color? Sexy black.

42. Are you wearing jeans? No. I hate jeans. Can't scratch my balls properly with them on. HAHA OMG I NEED TO BE SLAPPED REPEATEDLY AND BE THROWN INTO A POOL OF BOILING HOT WATER!!! Choy!

43. Does someone have a crush on you? You, sir/ma'am, are competently deprived of romantically interactive relationships and should be ran over by a colossal flock of penguins on tricycles for asking such an irrational and ludicrous question.

44. Do you wish on stars? Yes, whenever I run out of cash.

45. What is your favorite book? "Humpty Dumpty and Other Nursery Rhymes". Easiest book I've ever read.

46. What song did you last hear? Rihanna - Unfaithful.

48.What is your favorite cereal? I've never had any cereals in a damn long while 'cos I've never gotten up in the morning in a damn long while.

49.What were you doing at midnight last night? Dragging people up to the dance floor. I told you all that 12am is whenever the music gets good!

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Why didn't we finish that bottle of Gold Label last night??? What a waste! Omg, can't believe we are such f*cktarding people! Terence, save that bottle for whenever I freaking need it!!!

YES!!! I'm finally done. Who would've thought of me having to answer 50 mind-boggling questions during my homework-free holidays? I'm such a hardworking person.

Oh, and by the way...I find it strange how people tell me that they linked my blog to theirs but are reluctant to let me even have a peek at their blogs. Well...I would like you to know that...you can run...but......you can't hide........I'll get my hands onto your blogs....somehow......*pants* someway............*breathes heavily* someday..........*shakes fist* you'll see!.......YOU'LL SEE!!! YOU BETTER BRACE YOURSELVES!!! PREPARE FOR THE WORST AS I'M COMING TO GET YOU!!!
AND WHEN I FREAKING DO SO.......

......I'll leave you a brief cute little friendly comment saying, "hi!".